I had to call in to Telus Internet service to address a problem and was asked my secret questions. Being the flippant ass I am, Telus lets you type your own secret question and answers so I took the liberty of coming up with some, ah, inappropriate questions and answers. Needless to say, the support agent on the line started to giggle when she had to read my secret questions: Question: How do I masturbate in the shower? Answer: With my SpongeBob SquarePants friend. Question: What is the most sexually satisfying farm animal? Answer: The Llama. I am not sure who was more embarrassed, me or the agent as I had forgotten that I even made up those questions in the first place


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