Man sitting on a towel on the beach.
He has no arms or legs.

Three women walk past, feelling sorry for him.

1st woman: Ever been hugged?
He: No.
She hugs him and walks on.

2de woman:l Ever been kissed?
He: No.
She kissed him and walks on.

3rd woman: Ever been fooked?
He: No.
She: You will be when the tide comes in!



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