We all know those little computer symbols called "emoticons," where: -) means a smile and -( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by -) -( Well, how about some "ASSICONS?" Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass. (__!__) a fat ass. (!) a tight ass. (_*_) a sore ass. _!_ a swishy ass. (_o_) an ass that's been around. (_x_) kiss my ass. (_X_) leave my ass alone. (_zzz_) a tired ass. (_E=mc2_) a smart ass. (_$_) Money coming out of his ass (_?_) Dumb Ass. [link widoczny dla zalogowanych] [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]