Son ask's Dad the difference between theoretically and realistically.
Dad said that's hard but i have an idea !.
Ask mum if she would sleep with the the milkman for Ł1million quid.
Mum said YES.
Da said ask your sister if she'll sleep with the coalman for Ł2million quid.
Sister said YES.
Well there son that's your answer , theoretically we're sitting on Ł3million quid, but
realistically we're just living with 2 Fuckin slag's